Welcome to Domasion Ragor's Website ----- "There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England". ------ (Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
   
 
  Bad Poetry

Do You?

By

© Idi Rather Not-Say

 

Does your toggle get tangled

When you wear your big black dress

Do your buttocks hang low

And swing to and fro’

Do your nipples get frosty

When you open the fridge

Or do you just get horny

You randy little titch!


If Can What?

 

If a man looks at a flower does he see a bee?

When a woman hears a petal, does she need a pee?

If waterfall flows upwards

Does a daughter really need to scream?

Is this all but a bad dream?

 

Can a boy jump up into a tree?

Even if it is not there

Can a rabbit cook a parsnip under the stair?

These are problems that no one can solve

Not until we all sort of evolve.

 

© Domasion Ragor

Earth Towel Day

May 25th 2010

 

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Pibble Poo

 

Flibble, bibble, flobble bobble

I real fancy a dam good gobble!

 

Higgledy piggledy, ponky poo

I somehow don’t think it will come from you!

 

Stumpy, dumpy rackaty woo

Boo and foo to stinky you!

 

Plonkerty dump, shaggerty coo

I you like this you must have a real big poo!

 

So go away and don’t come back

Until rain runs up your smelly ugly back

 

© Domasion Ragor

Earth Towel Day

2010

For England and St.George!
 
Thought for the Day
 
Tomorrow is the day you were hoping for yesterday.
England's Claim of Right
 

I've signed The English Claim of Right

Remember to Fly the English Flag and Wear a Rose on St.George's Day April 23rd
A little bit about myself.
 
First and foremost I am English.
I am proud to be a member of the
Royal Society of St. George.

I am also a member of the
Royal British Legion and the
United Kingdom National Defence Association (UKNDA).

I was an officer in the Army Cadet Force
for over 25years.

I am a member of the English Democrats Party.

Links to all these organizations can be found in the
web-links section.

I also enjoy writing short stories (nothing published as yet!)
and samples of these are included on this site.
I also have another site devoted to my writings at: http://domasionragor.webs.com/

If I had a motto, it would be:
Honesty, Loyalty, Integrity.
Remember Your Towel!
 
Don’t Panic!
International Towel Day is
25th May

It can be said that anyone who can hitch the length and breadth of the [world], rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through,
and still knows where his towel is,
is clearly a man to be reckoned with.'
(Copyright: Douglas Adams)
 
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