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Quotations of Domasion Ragor
I am proud to say that, after 60yrs I have finally managed to raise myself from out of the gutter of life and into dizzy heights of unemployment.
In the intervening years, I have painstakingly sidestepped the wealth and education that was – occasionally - trust at me, and have settled, grumpily it must be said, into the day to day drudgery that inflicts most people in these trying times.
All in all, I am a normal pissed-off male specimen of the human race and hope to continue being a pain in the arse to all those who meet me for many years to come.
You can never protect the future
if you don’t preserve the present
and remember the past.
Tomorrow is the day you were hoping for yesterday
The world may be your oyster.
But remember the Taxman's a fisherman.
If all the good things in life are free,
why is the shop that stocks them always closed?
It’s true, the streets of London are paved with gold.
Why else do you think the police keep moving you on?